I often
wonder what it is that makes the Internet so alluring. Sure, the multitude of
information merely a click away helps us writers do our thing much faster and more
effectively than say twenty years ago. I think I’d really freak if I had to go
down to the library every time I needed to look up a specific shade of green or
the architecture of a pirate ship.
Cyberspace
is also a source of inspiration where writer’s can meet like-minded people in
places like chats and forums (my favourite being Absolutewrite.com). Networking
has become the tool of the century. Surviving writer’s block and punctuation
dilemmas on our own is a thing of the past like mobile phones that don’t remind
you to brush your teeth at 7.30am sharp and actually reading a printed map without
a very polite woman ordering you to “turn around when possible” (I can’t find
my own shoes sometimes mind you, so I’m not really one to judge).
The
worldwide connection that we have today would have blown our minds a decade
ago. Suddenly, a corpulent man falling off a water slide becomes famous
overnight and talents like Justin Biber are discovered through shared videos. I
could ask a girl in Tokyo to share her Planking experiences and she’d be all “Oh, yeah.” The possibilities are endless now,
especially for writers.
You can be
whoever you want to be on the Internet. A kid who has to sidle around school
with a wall always at his back to avoid Wedgie Power by schoolmates who think
that they’re “all that”, can be one of the most revered gamers on the Planet.
He could be the next Bill Gates while his puffy-haired schoolmates end up
patronizing AA meetings and living with their mums. The Internet can make
dreams come alive and nobody remains a “Nobody”.
Internet
Marketing and publisher/agent/editor searches are yet another plus for writers,
although sifting through the con artists and home-made garage companies is a
pain and a half. E-mails have changed the querying process like penicillin to
the medical world and publishers really have to brace themselves against the
wave of newly empowered aspiring writers out there (I officially belong to this
notorious wave and am proud of it, although I have received my share of “Unless
you’re selling pizza, please get lost.”). It’s also great to be able to check
if a title that you want is already taken by another, faster writer. I’ve had
some really nonplussing moments when I found out that the titles I wanted to
use were already snapped up by the Power Rangers and Pokémon. Needless to say,
I’ve been trying very hard to grow up ever since.
However, as
with everything good and glossy, there will always be a rubbish-strewn alleyway
out back (We could use the discovery of Justin Biber here, too, but that’s all
I’m saying about it). Because of the abundance of information and inspiration
on the Net, the competition has also increased making us once meek and
soft-spoken writers into elbowing, hissing members of the literature market.
The pressure to perform is sometimes unbearable and some writers’ forums only
make you want to donate your laptop and take up hula-hoop gymnastics instead.
So, how did
we humans survive before “LIKE” buttons and having shoes delivered to our front
doors? Well, we did other stuff: we went real window shopping, read a book where
turning a page actually involved a possible paper cut and talked to
our friends without the words LOL and OMG in each sentence. However, all being said,
as a writer, I just love Ms WWW with her educational sites—and freaky flaws—and
I wouldn’t ‘Unfriend’ her for all the free credits in the world. Sayonara,
bookworms and yellowed pages; Guten Tag, “Oh dang, the battery’s dead!”
blawdy 'ell mate...where'd you learn to write. You are awesome and are going to be my favourite author for shore. dr koala jones from downunder
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dr. Koala Jones:)
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